MAGIC FRIDAY!

Cyril Takayama getting his magic crackin! This is kinda similar to a trick I do called 'the Magic Johnson'. Basically how it works is I make my Johnson disappear into my ex-girlfriend and 3 years later she makes all of my disposable income and my daughter disappear... It's a really depressing trick .

CHANGE OF CAREERS.

Hey; quick question for you guys... -What the fuck am I doing with my life?? -Blogging? Making dumb t-shirts? -If I had half a brain I'd be learning how to speak Japanese and how to do ill magic tricks. What a devastating combo that'd be. -Talk about having the keys to Pussy-City...

THE 'BAFFLING BURGER' with CYRIL TAKAYAMA

If I was this dude, my favorite one would be the old "Disappearing Schlong" trick.