CLUMSY REPORTER GOES 9/11 ON JENGA LEANING TOWER

Basically, fuck the last 2 weekends of your life...

REDNECK FORCED TO EAT HIS OWN BEARD

There needs to be an award show for stuff like this... I wonder if this guy is a Republican?
They should have made him eat his own pubes and back hair for dessert.

SNICKERDOODLES' AMAZING PROPHECIES!

It struck me like a bolt of lightning this morning:  -I had a vision -A REVELATION... I see a man... -with something like a  headset, or some kind of communication device.  -He's wearing a purple sweatshirt.  He's bald man with a cop's moustache... and I sense that he is in a position of authority-  a leader of some sort... -But he seems to have miserable leadership and decision making skills, -... I sense that he is in very far over his head and his employment situation is spiraling out of control. I see this person in a long line...  I believe it's an unemployment line. Wait... It's all coming into focus now:  -The Green Bay Packers will win the NFC North. 


-Swami Snickerdoodles has spoken!

EXTREME SELF-CASTRATION.

Somebody get X-Games AND the Special Olympics on the horn; I think we have a new champion in the making... Ryan Sheckler watch your back son!
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ILLITERATE SPORTSCASTER SUCKING BIGTIME AT HIS JOB.

He's so incredibly lousy at reading the teleprompter, -It's fucking glorious!! I love it! -You can't help but feel absolutely uncomfortable watching this.