BRAD CHILDRESS FIRED; VIKINGS' EMBROIDERER IS THE NEXT HEAD TO ROLL

It's time to clean house in Minnesota.  Chili was a good start (told you so), but lets get back to fundamentals and find an embroiderer who has access to spellcheck, or a team roster thats maybe written down on paper:

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Kevin Williams is a five-time Pro Bowler and one of the best defensive players in the league.  Maybe the team's jersey maker should get to know him a little better.

Williams played the game against the Green Bay Packers on Sunday with his last name spelled incorrectly on the back of his purple jersey. His jersey had the 'i' and the 'a' transposed, making it read W-I-L-L-A-I-M-S.

The Vikings have two other players with the last name Williams. But Reebok had the jerseys for defensive tackle Pat Williams and safety Madieu Williams spelled correctly.

SNICKERDOODLES' AMAZING PROPHECIES!

It struck me like a bolt of lightning this morning:  -I had a vision -A REVELATION... I see a man... -with something like a  headset, or some kind of communication device.  -He's wearing a purple sweatshirt.  He's bald man with a cop's moustache... and I sense that he is in a position of authority-  a leader of some sort... -But he seems to have miserable leadership and decision making skills, -... I sense that he is in very far over his head and his employment situation is spiraling out of control. I see this person in a long line...  I believe it's an unemployment line. Wait... It's all coming into focus now:  -The Green Bay Packers will win the NFC North. 


-Swami Snickerdoodles has spoken!

GREAT MOMENTS IN VIKINGS HISTORY

ALSO, Dont forget about :
•He did WHAT???" (Al Michaels)
•Gary Anderson
•41-0
•NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!

NEW LOA SCREENSAVER!

Enduring a season of Brett "Pants on the Ground" Favre playing for the Vikngs and sweeping my Packers was TOTALLY worth it! Especially considering the spectacular fashion in which he singlehandedly flushed their season down the toilet with his standard late-game interception; -snatching defeat from the jaws of certain victory. This might be just the dagger to drive Favre back into his 29th retirement. Yawn...

FUCK BRETT FAVRE

Brett Favre is dead to me.
Instead of referring to Benedict Arnold when referencing the slimiest of traitors, please use the term "pulling a Brett Favre" from now on. I waited for a few weeks to even acknowledge this sonofabitch because I figured the odds of him (re-re-re)retiring (again) were high enough where I might not even need to waste my breath on his trifling ass. But it looks like he's actually going through with it; doing the unthinkable...-the unspeakable... -the unforgivable!! -Playing for the loathsome division rival Minnesota Vikings. Talk about a sellout. I know the guy wants to play, and I don't begrudge him that... But the Vikings?? Seriously; come on dude... -The vikings... -Really?
Here's to you setting the league record for most interceptions in one season, and leading the Vikes to their worst record ever...

Eat shit and die asshole.

NOPE...

Sorry Vikings fans. It looks like you're gonna have to pin your postseason hopes on either Tarvaris Jackson or something called 'Sage Rosenfels' at the quarterback position. Just 2 days before the beginning of training camp, my former boy Brett Favre, decided to remain retired (we'll see) and forgo the opportunity to stab thousands of loyal Packer fans, who supported him during his 16 year tenure in Green Bay, in their collective hearts... Thanks...-I guess. I dunno, part of me was actually kindof looking forward to watching the surreal drama of the whole thing unfold. Kinda like when Hulk Hogan switched over to being a bad guy and thought it'd be a dope idea to dye his gay little moustache black in order to signify the switchover. In the case of Favre, I think things would have gotten really ugly had he suited up for the Vikes, -far beyond my proposed pregame bonfire of all of Green Bay Favre-related Memorabilia when they faced Minnesota on November 1st at Lambeau. Anyways, basically what I'm trying to say is 'Suck it Vikings fans, and may your season be filled with misery and disappointment' (not that you aren't acustomed to this already).

"ENJOY...THE SEASON!" -Mike Tice

INSIDE THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS TRAINING ROOM

INSIDE THE WEIGHT ROOM WITH THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS