IS IT POSSIBLE TO QUANTIFY VICTORIA JACKSON'S STUPIDITY?

I don't expect any of you to sit through all of this. There's a good chance I'll only be able to stomach about 45 seconds of it.

FUCK SCOTT WALKER

REP. ALLEN WEST: SUPER SELL-OUT ASS TEA-PARTY CLOWN

Another classic case of Stockholm syndrome, Florida house representative Allen West is doing his very best to be just as ignorant bigoted and stupid as his fellow white, tea-bagger, red-state, Republican counterparts in congress.  The funny thing is, no matter how much you irrationally hate on liberals, Muslims, gay people, and toe the line on every other small-minded Republican idea; they will never accept you as one of 'them'.  Actually, the best you could hope for is to be considered 3/5 of one of them.

REDNECK FORCED TO EAT HIS OWN BEARD

There needs to be an award show for stuff like this... I wonder if this guy is a Republican?
They should have made him eat his own pubes and back hair for dessert.

CINDY McCAIN: WHAT A FUCKING FRAUD

So watch this video and look for when Crypt Keeper/ wife of AZ senator John McCain, Cindy McCain, says this: “Our political and religious leaders tell LGBT youth that they have no future… … They can’t serve our country openly … Our government treats the LGBT community like second-class citizens”.  Uhhhh yeah??... -One person in particular who comes to mind is your fucking husband.  But props Cindy... -that's some unexpected real talk from the wife of one of this country's most disngenouos fucktard Republicans.  So far so good right?? -Here's when Cindy McCain's message lurches off the rails into crazyland (along with her credibility, and any shred of respect you could possibly have for her). 

TIM JAMES IS SUPER AWKWARD

What would be the chances of passing a drivers test if you had to take it in 12 
different languages? There's probably 25 people on earth capable of getting 
their license. My favorite parts of this are all the irratic pauses and the robotic 
downward glance. Everything about this ad is awkward...

REPUBLICAN SEN. DAVID VITTER CONFRONTS RAPE VICTIM

Watch as slimebag Republican Senator/ whorehouse regular, David Vitter tries to defend his indefensible vote on Sen. Al Franken's anti-rape bill. Note his deflection, by lying about having the same stance as President Obama on the issue. I'd have more respect for the guy if he had just said, "Of course I'm against giving government contractors immunity from prosecution in cases of rape; -however, I'm a Republican and I stand in opposition to anything a Democrat proposes, right or wrong". That would at least be a more honest version of hypocrisy without insulting my intelligence at the same time... Then again, that would also make a huge assumption that he actually is against unpunished rape. And you know what happens when you 'ass-u-me' things...

DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA

SCHIZOPHRENIC REPUBLICAN SENATOR, LINDSEY GRAHAM DEBATES HIMSELF ON DETAINEE TORTURE.

DUDE... Seriously??

JONATHAN KROHN, HORRIBLE HORRIBLE REPUBLICAN CHILD.

If any of you are on the fence about using birth control:

GETTIN' SEGGY WIT IT

I think we all instictively knew that X-treme Segway was totally primed to be the next wakeboarding, but I doubt anyone out there is ready for just how 'Seg-streme' these rippers can get. Bonus points to the video dudes for timing the jumps to when DLR says 'jump.'



(PS this doesn't change the fact I totally wanna ride one of these fucking things)

MUST-SEE TV! CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS MOPS THE FLOOR WITH REV. FALWELL AND MENTAL MIDGET, SEAN HANNITY

It's amazing them lengths the slimebags on Fox will go to outright lie, and prop up their awful morally bankrupt republican cohorts. Watch how desperately insecure Hannity gets trying to match intellect with Hitchens...-PRICELESS!!!

RON PAUL VS. RUDY GIULIANI

Do my ears deceive me or did I just hear a Republican actually making sense here!? Holy shit; at first I thought that maybe Ron Paul was speaking in tongues when he started in on all that factual thoughtful analysis of the question. Meanwhile Giuliani goes back to the old Neo-conservative 1-2 punch of dredging up irrational fear and baseless patriotism, to the exclusion of any deeper understanding or acknowledgement of the context under which 9/11 occured. Rudy Giuliani is at best, shamefully ignorant, and at worst, another slimebag politition trying to use 9/11 to his political advantage, whipping people into a patriotic frenzy over a situation that his own party was grossly negligent in preventing, if not actively involved in making happen.