CALIFORNIA GIRLS... HOT TEACHERS

There's an elite class of people who are not only good at what they do,
but do it with impeccable style and swagger. Give it up for one of the 
true O.G. swaggerballers Diamond David Lee Roth.
David Lee Roth - California Girls Full Version

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Van Halen - Hot for Teacher

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RUNNIN WITH THE DEVIL

Man, Van Halen was the shit... It's too bad this lineup couldn't have pumped out a few more albums before they installed the revolving door of dooshbag lead singers. I guess David Lee Roth had a few jams as a solo artist though... Damn; peep game:

SHREDDIN' IT.

There are too many amazing things happening in this video to bother with any truly proper introduction, so just watch and learn how to blow the roof off of any arena despite the most brain-gouging of audio difficulties.

SPEAKING OF EDDIE VAN HALEN...

Damn son... E.V.H. or the Rubics Cube motherfucker? -Who do you think is the more proficient ambidexterous masturbator?