LORDS OF APATHY

October 15, 2007

SPEAKING OF EDDIE VAN HALEN...

Damn son... E.V.H. or the Rubics Cube motherfucker? -Who do you think is the more proficient ambidexterous masturbator?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the real EVH fire right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbCt_1mrak

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I would have to with pubics-cube dude. Supreme wrist strength.

As for EvH, that looks more like a clit-twiddler to me. Probably how he scored Vallery Bertinelli when she was dimin out in the 80's.