PLAYER HATER

One of San Francisco's many cultural offerings is this dude who kicks it on Market Street all day with this huge sign that lists all of the different kinds of sex you shouldn't be having. Apparently Holmes doesn't have an internet connection at the crib, because we noticed several things that he completely overlooked. As luck would have it, my associates and I were able to help him out with a few suggestions for some new additions to the sign while waiting at the stop light: "What about bukkake?... -Can you do bukkake? How 'bout gay bukkake??... Can you Toss somebody's salad?? How about a Tossed salad?...What about scat munching and golden showers??..."
Although, there were some obvious substantive gaps with the information on his sign, I still gave him an 'A' for typography and graphic design.(Click image to enlarge the many ways you are a going to rot in hell)