BALLIN! - DEMIAS JIMERSON

This kid is a beast on the gridiron. Talk about player-hating...

CHRISTIAN COCK-BLOCKING PLAYER HATERS

Apparently this 'born-again' killjoy didn't get the memo that the entire point of attending college is having drunken irresponsible sex with random sluts. Save your breath honey, these people could not give 2 wet farts about what you're hollering about.

PLAYER HATERS

The Art Police are out of control in Los Angeles these days. On a legal level, I fail to see the difference between this, and some of the more obnoxious Christmas santa/Jesus laser-light shows that nobody seems to care about. Hey, here's an idea: how about they charge every dipshit conservative who files a complaint, a $5,000 fine for wasting everyone's collective time.  How about, if you don't like it , go look at something else like A Starbucks, or a Wal Mart or a Bank of America Billboard or one of the many other truely ugly things we all have to put up with looking at every day.

World's Greatest

40, 8 and 8 in a dominating win. I hate nearly everything about the Lakers (fruity fans, virgin players, etc.), but Kobe is the best player in the NBA. How many players get a tribute song from Lil Wayne? Sorry to break it to the haters, but Kobe is going to get his ring without Shaq. Lakers in 6.

PLAYER HATER

One of San Francisco's many cultural offerings is this dude who kicks it on Market Street all day with this huge sign that lists all of the different kinds of sex you shouldn't be having. Apparently Holmes doesn't have an internet connection at the crib, because we noticed several things that he completely overlooked. As luck would have it, my associates and I were able to help him out with a few suggestions for some new additions to the sign while waiting at the stop light: "What about bukkake?... -Can you do bukkake? How 'bout gay bukkake??... Can you Toss somebody's salad?? How about a Tossed salad?...What about scat munching and golden showers??..."
Although, there were some obvious substantive gaps with the information on his sign, I still gave him an 'A' for typography and graphic design.(Click image to enlarge the many ways you are a going to rot in hell)