Although, there were some obvious substantive gaps with the information on his sign, I still gave him an 'A' for typography and graphic design.
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Showing posts with label San Francisco. Show all posts
Showing posts with label San Francisco. Show all posts
July 22, 2008
PLAYER HATER
One of San Francisco's many cultural offerings is this dude who kicks it on Market Street all day with this huge sign that lists all of the different kinds of sex you shouldn't be having. Apparently Holmes doesn't have an internet connection at the crib, because we noticed several things that he completely overlooked. As luck would have it, my associates and I were able to help him out with a few suggestions for some new additions to the sign while waiting at the stop light: "What about bukkake?... -Can you do bukkake? How 'bout gay bukkake??... Can you Toss somebody's salad?? How about a Tossed salad?...What about scat munching and golden showers??..."
Although, there were some obvious substantive gaps with the information on his sign, I still gave him an 'A' for typography and graphic design.
(Click image to enlarge the many ways you are a going to rot in hell)
Although, there were some obvious substantive gaps with the information on his sign, I still gave him an 'A' for typography and graphic design.
(Click image to enlarge the many ways you are a going to rot in hell)
July 17, 2008
SAN FRANCISCO RULES!
I have varying thoughts on the city of San Francisco. It fluctuates regularly between "FUCKING AWESOME!!" and "This place is a fucking nightmarish hell-hole". For the most part, I like San Francisco; if nothing else, that city has character. You'll see some shit you're not gonna see most places. Wether it's a fully nude 70 -year old man covered in tattoos riding a mountain bike, or 4 consecutive blocks of people smoking crack openly on the street at 2:30 in the afternoon, you're gonna see some wild-ass shit. Read below to Learn another fun fact about "The city by the bay": (And if you're extra bored click here To read some older posts that may or may not have something loosely to do with San Francisco.)
San Francisco voters will be asked to decide whether to name a city sewage plant in honor of President Bush, after a satiric measure qualified for the November ballot today. Backers of the measure, who for several months circulated a petition to place the measure on the ballot, turned in more than 12,000 signatures on July 7, said organizer Brian McConnell. The Department of Elections today informed those supporters, the self-proclaimed Presidential Memorial Commission, that they had enough valid signatures - a minimum of 7,168 registered San Francisco voters - to qualify for the November ballot, he said. McConnell, who came up with the idea over beers with friends, often donned an Uncle Sam outfit to drum up support for the petition. Other signature gatherers - all volunteers - often carried around an American flag and blasted patriotic music from a boom box to attract attention. He said today that the campaign to pass the measure will be an equally grassroots effort.
The measure, if passed by a majority of voters, would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. McConnell said the intent is to remember the Bush administration and what the group sees as the president's mistakes, including the war in Iraq. Some people aren't laughing, including the San Francisco Republican Party, which sees the measure as an embarrassment, even to this famously-liberal city. Chairman Howard Epstein has vowed to fight the measure with all means available to him.A White House spokeswoman, when asked about the measure several weeks ago, refused to comment.
(Good looking out Josh)
San Francisco voters will be asked to decide whether to name a city sewage plant in honor of President Bush, after a satiric measure qualified for the November ballot today. Backers of the measure, who for several months circulated a petition to place the measure on the ballot, turned in more than 12,000 signatures on July 7, said organizer Brian McConnell. The Department of Elections today informed those supporters, the self-proclaimed Presidential Memorial Commission, that they had enough valid signatures - a minimum of 7,168 registered San Francisco voters - to qualify for the November ballot, he said. McConnell, who came up with the idea over beers with friends, often donned an Uncle Sam outfit to drum up support for the petition. Other signature gatherers - all volunteers - often carried around an American flag and blasted patriotic music from a boom box to attract attention. He said today that the campaign to pass the measure will be an equally grassroots effort.The measure, if passed by a majority of voters, would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. McConnell said the intent is to remember the Bush administration and what the group sees as the president's mistakes, including the war in Iraq. Some people aren't laughing, including the San Francisco Republican Party, which sees the measure as an embarrassment, even to this famously-liberal city. Chairman Howard Epstein has vowed to fight the measure with all means available to him.A White House spokeswoman, when asked about the measure several weeks ago, refused to comment.
(Good looking out Josh)
July 20, 2007
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May 10, 2007
SAN FRANCISCO WAS OFF THE CHAIN!!
While on my trip to the....city of...Goddammit! I was trying to remember what they call San Francisco. -You know how cities have those little taglines, like Milwaukee = 'Beer City,' or Philly is 'The City of Brotherly love'. Anyways, I can't remember what S.F. is, so for lack of knowing it, I'll just make up my own tagline for the time being. So... While I was on my trip to 'The Fruity, Wierdo, Homeless city" this past weekend, I brought along my video camera and put together this lil' video montage set to one of my favorite gay jams©. Checkit out y'all, it's goin' down in the Yay errrrea. -Holla! This is kinda fucked up, but doesn't homeboy at the beginning look like a young, gay Barrak Obama?
May 2, 2007
I'M GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO UNTIL SUNDAY, SO IF THE BLOG SUCKS, YOU HAVE TODD AND THE REST OF THE STAFF TO BLAME.
As a white leather wallet from Tokyo once read "DON'T BLAVE ME; FUCK!!!". So yeah, your boy S-dot is gonna be 5000, up out this piece, 
in the 'Yay Area' home of many LOA OGs including our boy JOSH LAZCANO!!! So that means all you motherfucks on the staff need to bring your 'A' blog game while I'm gone. While I'm there I'm planning on listening to my "Gay Jamz" mix tape on my ipod including everyones favorite "You spin me round like a record baby", -that is UNABASHEDLY Jim the RZA's favorite Gay Jam of all time. He discussed with me at length recently, how back in the day, "in da club" he would literally lose his mind on the dancefloor to this; -bare-chested, swingin' his shirt around his head like a helicopter etc... I dont blame you my friend. -Hell, I might be bare-chested, swingin' my shirt around my head like a helicopter the entire time I'm gone. -Me and Josh Lazcano both. -In a goth club... -HOLLA!
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