KROK-OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT

Check out this awesome new drug that the Russians invented, It's called Krokodil:

Krokodil – It’s a lovely homemade heroin substitute whose primary ingredients are iodine, lighter fluid, industrial cleaning oil, paint thinner, hydrochloric acid and a dash of painkillers for good measure. Krokodil addiction is flourishing in Russia due to crack downs on the flow of Afghan heroin coming into the country which has led to a huge surge in the street price. What this means for most heroin addicts who cannot afford their next fix is that they must attempt to recreate that same euphoria they get from a heroin high using common household items and the result is what is now commonly known as “krokodil”.

This homemade heroin synthetic earned its moniker because its poisonous ingredients quickly turn the skin scaly resembling that of a crocodile. Worse follows. Chronic users eventually see their skin rotting and falling off leaving behind just the bone and tissue exposed to the world. Looking at these gruesome photos you would think these people would be suffering from an insurmountable amount of pain, but because they’re essentially injecting poison directly into their flesh, cell and tissue death occurs rather rapidly. This is likely due to the presence of hydrochloric acid being added to the final liquid solution prior to injection, along with red phosphorous, (which most users obtain by scraping and removing the “striker” portion of matchboxes) plays a role in furthering sickening the user. Once the skin around the injection site is damaged, the area becomes a target for gangrene. This leads to skin decay around the injection site and, in time, the skin sloughs off often exposing the bone below. What a pretty sight, eh?

In addition to rotting the users flesh, krokodil also causes severe brain damage. Chronic users who have later recovered report problems with fine motor skills and speech impediments. Even those who miraculously recover without any amputations or disfigurements from their krokodil use eventually have problems with simple motor skills like walking and writing.

JUST SAY NO TO KROKODIL

YO! I got and idea for a pilot I wanna pitch to HBO.  It's like a knock-off of the Hamsterdam storyline on 'The Wire' except it's set in Russia, and the dealers are serving krokodile instead of normal drugs. You know; -The kind that don't eat holes in your fucking flesh. WTF!??

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY

I'm trying to get something similar to this...-but on my face... (No homo)
Cool tat bro...-I mean, flesh removal keltic latticework thing. Looks great

HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 FULL SEQUENCE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! This thing was BANANNAS. Like I might need to go to therapy as a result of seeing it. Mega next-level fucked up.

IT'S WARREN WATSON'S WORLD; WE JUST LIVE IN IT

Act like you know Bitch!

The Takeover: Warren Watson

When I was a kid, I might have told you that I wanted to be a doctor, construction worker or soldier when I grew up. Today's kids are saying they want to be Warren Watson. This guy can do it all: gay professor, unintimidating biker, proctologist, 1980s beam walker or a Halloween party guest. I haven't seen range like this since Hoffman played Tootsie.

I feel like I want to make a movie just so I can cast Warren Watson. Snick, please make "LOA: The Motion Picture" happen! I'm calling dibs on 2Dubs playing DMD!

WARREN WATSON IS BACK UP IN THIS BITCH!

Human crack in the flesh is back. -Holler at your boy!