JUGGALO NEWS

THIS IS AMAZING!

Who's In For a Road Trip?

"Gallagher up in this bitch tho? Smashing watermelons with the Sledge-o-matic and shit?"

This video is over 17 minutes long, but watching it is sort of necessary. Every time it sounds like they're done announcing the lineup, they list another 20 acts. I thought they named every washed up rapper and Z-lister on the planet when they said Naughty by Nature and Tila Tequila were gonna be in the building, but then they hit you with Todd Bridges, Coolio, Jimmy Superfly Snuka and Afroman. (Was Lumidee unavailable?!) I'm oddly intrigued. No way I could ever actually get on the ground and mix with the people who attend this thing, but I would like to hover above the grounds in the DMD Copter to see what's going on and maybe catch some of Above the Law's set.

2009 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS... WOW...

About 2 minutes into it, my mind started racing trying to come up with some other washed-up quasi celebrities and rejects that they could have included on the lineup, but by the end of the 14-minute commercial, I think they already had them. -All of them. Seriously though; what the fuck's up with the Juggalos? -This shit is bananas! By the end of it I was seriously considering going. I'm just thinking, during those 4 days, you're really gonna see some fucked up shit.(Good looking out Logan 1184)