Coolio Plays For Cash, Chicken

According to The Boombox:

Nineties rapper Coolio has been hired to play a small venue in Colorado for "$3,000, a bucket of chicken and a bottle of Patron (he likes the Silver variety)" according to the show's booker. The concert will be held on Sept. 6 at "The Deli Zone" a restaurant in Longmont, whose local paper hails the performance as "the city's first celebrity performance in recent memory."

"Where's Longmont at?" Coolio is quoted as saying, in response to being asked by the Longmont Times-Call if he'd ever been to visit the city.

I'd consider adding a bottle of Jergens and some ChapStick to that rider.

2009 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS... WOW...

About 2 minutes into it, my mind started racing trying to come up with some other washed-up quasi celebrities and rejects that they could have included on the lineup, but by the end of the 14-minute commercial, I think they already had them. -All of them. Seriously though; what the fuck's up with the Juggalos? -This shit is bananas! By the end of it I was seriously considering going. I'm just thinking, during those 4 days, you're really gonna see some fucked up shit.(Good looking out Logan 1184)