2009 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS... WOW...

About 2 minutes into it, my mind started racing trying to come up with some other washed-up quasi celebrities and rejects that they could have included on the lineup, but by the end of the 14-minute commercial, I think they already had them. -All of them. Seriously though; what the fuck's up with the Juggalos? -This shit is bananas! By the end of it I was seriously considering going. I'm just thinking, during those 4 days, you're really gonna see some fucked up shit.(Good looking out Logan 1184)

VICTORIA JACKSON ON THE HANNITY SHOW

Sometimes I literally cannot believe that these Republicans are being serious. Like for real... Are you fucking kidding me? If you're a Republican and you're watching this (assuming you're already taking Hannity seriously) and they trot out washed-up no-talent shit-for-brains Victoria Jackson to cheerlead your political philosophy... Fuck... I dont even know what to say after that... I mean, I guess the next logical thing to do is follow that up with some Larry the Cable Guy (Which they did apparently).

CHRISTIAN BALE; AMERICAN PSYCHO

Once every 6 months or so, somebody will throw an epic public temper tantrum worthy of our attention. It's an especially rare treat when the gods bless us with a grade 'A' major league celebrity meltdown. So to start the year off right, Christian Bale decided that he was gonna peel our wigs back with this scalding, nearly 4-minute harangue on the set of the upcoming 'Terminator Salvation' movie.

Here's a few other noteworthy celebrity meltdowns from the past:
Denny Green
O Reilly
Chris Berman