NO THANKS...

And no I don't want you to supersize it.

A MATCH MADE IN 'HEAVEN'...

You thought I was gonna use this opportunity to site the parallels between a shitty fast food franchise that exploits millions of people and threatens our health and ruins the environment, and a shitty stone-aged cult that does pretty much all of those same things? Nope... I'm not going to do that; I just wanted to show you a shitty t-shirt.

And if the sight of the golden arches is making you hungry, why not stop by your local McDonalds and pick up their juicy grilled ANUS burger. Mmmmmmm!! -Ba-ba-ba-baba -I'm lovin' it!

(Good looking out Fartburger ;) )

WHO'S THE MAC?

Have you ever seen the movie 'Mac and Me'? Well, I haven't either; but based on these 2 clips and a recap from my friend, it seems to be absolutely dreadful... I guess this movie was bankrolled by McDonalds who was blatantly trying to cash in on the blockbuster 'E.T', by completely ripping off every aspect of it...-Shittily... Here's a scene in which an impromptu dance-off takes place at a McDonald's for no particular reason at all. One of the strangest, most flagrant product placements in film history.
This next one is the infamous wheelchair scene... Keep your eyes peeled for the most shitty green-screen editing of all time.. This shit is one for the ages... A fucking abomination.