BETTY BOWERS; WATCH THIS, IT'S PRETTY AWESOME

(Blatantly stolen from Gospel of the Superjesus)

REAL TALKER: 10-YEAR OLD WILL PHILLIPS

Granted, this kid is a total fucking nerdball, but I like his swagger. I think his refusal to recite the pledge of allegence was truly one of the most American things he could have done. You GO lil' nerd boy!

MISS CALIFORNIA, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP...

Carrie Prejean, your insights into why "gay marriage is immoral" are idiotic. You are an idiot. A stupid worthless bimbo idiot. Save your political opinions for your small-minded republican prayer group, and focus on doing your hair, your makeup, your breast augmentation, and trying to explain why you should be considered a role model to anyone. You fucking suck. (And you're not hot)

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: NOZOMI SASAKI

It's hard to narrow down which dishonest, pathetic, nonsensical aspect of McCain's campaign was the most disgusting... -Personally, I thought the Racism was particularly revolting. If you motherfuckers want to see more hot asians, you better get out and vote for Obama, as well as support your Democratic Senators and vote 'no' on Proposition 8 (California). (Click image to enlarge) Also, another thing, -Fuck Norm Coleman.

VOTE NO ON PROPOSITION 8