Fair and Balanced

Chicago's WLS keeps it professional (and accurate).

HORRIBLE RAP TUESDAY: RON ARTEST MJ TRIBUTE

Sometimes it's really gratifying to say stuff that an old corny white dude would say: "Hey Ron; don't quit your day job!!"(Good Looking out Playboy Matt)

Since When Has It Not Been Cool To Be Hood?

Not sure who thought this was a good idea, but Houston Rockets forward Ron Artest has a video blog. You have to wade through Ron Ron's comments on respecting mother nature and his flop of a rap CD before he gets to the good stuff. Artest says that he's being turned away at the club because his pants are too loose. "I will not wear tight jeans! I can't do it. Let me in." Ron, I feel you. Seriously, people, it's time to loosen up the pants. A world where NBA players get denied admission to nightclubs is a world I don't want to live in.