Number One Answer Was "Herpes"

Peace to Dank Nugz.

Since When Has It Not Been Cool To Be Hood?

Not sure who thought this was a good idea, but Houston Rockets forward Ron Artest has a video blog. You have to wade through Ron Ron's comments on respecting mother nature and his flop of a rap CD before he gets to the good stuff. Artest says that he's being turned away at the club because his pants are too loose. "I will not wear tight jeans! I can't do it. Let me in." Ron, I feel you. Seriously, people, it's time to loosen up the pants. A world where NBA players get denied admission to nightclubs is a world I don't want to live in.

THERE WILL BE BUD

This video should be required viewing for any half-cocked motherfuckers trying to be clever with some jive-ass parody of something or another on YouTube. These dudes fucking NAILED IT. Not only is homie's Daniel Day Lewis spot-on, but the actual quality of the filming and editing is amazing as well. They completely re-adapted the plot of 'There Will Be Blood' to a story about selling weed on campus. They nailed all the key scenes and the whole 9. -Brilliant!(Good lookin' out/ welcome back Nicky Vecki!)

Mighty Mouse sniffing cocaine.

Anyone remember around the mid 1980s when Mighty Mouse came back and it was more along the lines of Ren and Stimpy? well i do. that shit was the bomb, really any kids cartoon that involves drug use is a cartoon i can really get behind! this clip is from the episode called "The Littlest Tramp", there was a big stink made about how Mighty Mouse sniffed a little coke, but i say "who cares?!", in a perfect world i would have liked to see then push things a bit further and have old MM get his grubby lil super mouse paws on some PCP and get so high that he carves his little face off with a bottle cap and feeds it to his dogs (or whatever a mouse would own as pets, im sure it isnt dogs, but im not gonna put TOO much thought into this post).

The future is now!

I have this crazy theory that we're living in the future, but folk don't really beleive me, cause we don't have flying cars and things don't look like they did in Back to the future two, the one with MJF rolling around on the flying skateboard with the light up Nikes that sneaker nerds are petitioning to get Nike to actually make..

The RBL Posse once rapped "don't gimmie no bammer weed" and up until now, when buying a joint (for medicial use, my art-hritus is acting up) one had no way of knowing if it was bammer, or stickey-ickey, or whatever slang snoop is using nowadays. Even worse, someone like Doug Surreal could totally angel dust you without you knowing till it's too late, and your on a Hulk-like rampage.

Like the title says, the future is now, clear rolling papers are here, and theres no need for your weed-induced paranoia.
It WILL destroy-ya.