RELIGION: SO STUPID, EVEN A BABY CAN DO IT

MEXICAN CHILD PREACHERS REPRESENT!

Ay Caramba!! Dios Mio!

THE 'LIL BOW-WOW' OF JESUS...

I don't need many more reasons to not go to church...-but here's one. I think those Norwegian Black Metal dudes might be on to something.

MARJOE GORTNER THE PENTECOSTAL CHILD PREACHER

Goddamn these child preachers are so hot right now! Recognize the realness.....

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT...

You guessed it people... CHILD PREACHERS WEEK! It's coming people! -Brace yourselves!!!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...

There's just so much wrong with this, it's hard to even know where to begin... But as promised, 'CHILD PREACHERS WEEK©' rages on!!

WHEN WILL YOU WORSHIP?

According to this kid, I believe it will be on "Sundee"...-Whatever-the-fuck day that is.