LORDS OF APATHY

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Showing posts with label dad. Show all posts

April 11, 2012

'PURITY BALLS©'

Just when you thought Christianity couldn't be any more putrid... -Check out what these wierdo nutbags are up to:


And for those of you who haven't been following me on Twitter, I'm officially putting Christianity on notice; I've registered the term "Purity Balls©" with the international patent bureau for my new line of male scrotum hygene products that will be released in early 2013. In other words, the term "Purity Balls©" is now my intellectual property, so if you guys wanna keep having your creepy little daddy-daughter prom dances, call it something else or I'll see yall motherfuckers in court!

February 19, 2012

Please Make It Stop

Congrats, whore.  You won the race to the bottom of increasingly dumber Lin puns.  I'm sure your dad is stoked.