WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY

I'm like a modern Garfield, except two days later...I'm beginning to hate Wednesdays.

'PURITY BALLS©'

Just when you thought Christianity couldn't be any more putrid... -Check out what these wierdo nutbags are up to:


And for those of you who haven't been following me on Twitter, I'm officially putting Christianity on notice; I've registered the term "Purity Balls©" with the international patent bureau for my new line of male scrotum hygene products that will be released in early 2013. In other words, the term "Purity Balls©" is now my intellectual property, so if you guys wanna keep having your creepy little daddy-daughter prom dances, call it something else or I'll see yall motherfuckers in court!

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: DIE ANTWOORD- ENTER THE NINJA

At first blush, you might think this song is the absolute worst piece of shit ever; -and it very well may be. But by the end of the song you will gain some kind of profound appreciation for how uniquely fucked up this thing is. Like, I'm literally at a loss for words. I have no earthly idea what I just saw or how it was even possible for this music to have happened. It's miracle how fucked up this is. Just watch it... (Good looking out Nolo Famous!)