COOLEST BABY EVER!

Look at this lil' motherfucker go! -A two-year-old baby chiefing cigs like a tiny, fat, Indonesian, Don Draper!  Some people think that this is poor parenting, but the way I see it, as long as you keep your baby from smoking less than 50 cigarettes every 24 hours, theres really nothing to worry about. So what if you can't run around and play with the other kids, -you look like boss. -You've come a long way baby!

HORRIBLE RAP TUESDAY: MINI DADDY

A few short months ago i asked disgraced blogger Kid Lover "How come there's no fat little kids dressed in foiled-out Ed Hardy clothes doing reggaeton music?" and his response was "Because that simply just wouldn't work". Well, it will be plainly obvious after you watch this new Mini Daddy video, that he is eating those words as we speak. All I can say to him now is bon appetit motherfucker.

Turtle Power

For a second, I actually believed I was watching Michalangelo.

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