LORDS OF APATHY

Showing posts with label garbage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label garbage. Show all posts

March 17, 2012

LOA CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY

Yeah, seriously... Fuck all you guys who don't have your body completely immersed in a garbage can.  You think you're soo fucking great walking around like you're better than everybody, thinking you're too good to set up shop in garbage.  Fucking elitists...

May 10, 2007

DON'T SLEEP (IN A DUMPSTER), 'CUZ SLEEP (-ING IN A DUMPSTER) IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH.


A Florida man is lucky to be alive after waking up from a nap inside the back of a garbage truck. West Palm Beach Fire and Rescue officials say the apparently homeless man was sleeping in a dumpster when the trash bin was picked up by a truck making its daily rounds. The truck continued on its route and even compacted its load several times before one of the crew heard someone screaming inside. Phil Kaplan of West Palm Beach Fire and Rescue says that it's amazing the man survived the ordeal. "I want to find this gentleman and let him buy my lottery ticket this week, cause he's one of the luckiest people I know."
Fire and rescue crews spent an hour digging through the garbage before finding 44 year old Robert Baswell. Baswell was taken to a nearby hospital and treated for minor injuries. He's expected to make a full recovery.