WARNING! DO NOT WATCH THIS ON WEED BROWNIES

#NoHorseplay

I stole this from Long Story Short. Holler at them.

THIS WEEKEND WAS FUCKING AWFUL...

"Hooray it's the 4th of July weekend!!! "- Yaah right! -That shit sucked balls... I was so fucking bored I was actually looking forward to going back to work on Monday just to give me something to do... If only I could have been on a magical, mystical pot brownie journey all Independence day... I would have liked to have been liberated (mentally) from this god-awful existance for 12 hours or so... -A piping-hot batch of oooey gooey pot brownies would have been just the ticket to make this weekend almost bearable. Hollaback.

COP EATS POT BROWNIES AND FREAKS THE FUCK OUT... -LEGALIZE IT!!!

I've thought many irrational things while under the influence of pot brownies, but never did I once think that I was dying... What a fucking moron. Get it together homie.. Just relax and focus your attention on a plaid shirt, or the transparent Tetris game that is eclipsing your normal field of vision. Maybe contemplate why a stripper's face is turning into a humanoid cat's face and (vice-versa), or try to understand why your body is in constant motion; -like that of a thousand-tier gyroscope. You might never stop thinking about it, because there is so much you dont understand...