LORDS OF APATHY

Showing posts with label shoes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shoes. Show all posts

March 30, 2011

Stop Imagining

Had some time to kill on my MDW to MSP flight so I cracked open the latest issue of Sky Mall and came across these beauties. My shoe game is super tight, but I always thought it was missing a spring-loaded running shoe with a picture of sperm (I mean, the "Slick Seed of Life") on the side. It's like Sky Mall read my mind. I immediately jumped on the Airfone and had a pair waiting for me by the Caribou Coffee when I touched down.

April 25, 2010

SHOEDINI










SOLD!.. -I'm ordering a dozen of these. I'll pretty much buy anything 
Gilbert Gottfried tells me to...