LORDS OF APATHY

May 24, 2007

THE ZACHARY ALLEN CHRONICLES

AHhhh; Child actors dancing and singing...-Is there anything in this world sweeter!?? -I'm still trying to figure out what will occur first; this dude having his first man-on-boy homosexual experience, or him checking himself into a rehab clinic for cocaine abuse. Whichever it is, no amount of cocaine-fueled statutory boy-rape will keep me from relishing this heartwarming rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the fuck. There is probably man on man porn dvd's out there that would be considered less gay than that.

Coors Lightweight said...

This has got to be every father's worst nightmare. In fact, I bet this guy's dad was thrilled to find out that his kid had been too preoccupied with drug abuse to participate in any other shameful acts of song and dance.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Word Barry...True indeed god.

Coors Lightweight said...

This whole time I was under the impression that Zachary Allen was that boy from Free Willy. Jesus Christ.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

It may as well be homeboy from Free Willy... -Gauranteed some fat balding child molester is gonna be 'freeing his willy' all over Zachary Allen's mouth within 45 minutes of him getting offstage...