SNEAK PEEK AT MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME THIS YEAR.

Yeah, in case you didn't recognize who's face that is beneath a layer of  raw hemorrhaging hamburger meat, that's UFC fighter Shane Carwin.  I might also be willing to multitask that face as a G.G. Allin or Snickerdoodles circa 2006  costume as well

NEW LOA SCREENSAVER FEATURING JOSH LAZCANO!

It's been a hot minute since we blessed you guys with a new screensaver, so we knew we had to come back hard! -(no homo). And what better way to do that than hitting you off with this super-offical LOA screensaver inspired by the story that's been burning up the internet this past week, -the recent Josh Lazcano sighting at Ikea! It is still unclear as to why Josh was there, but the word on the street is that he's had his eye on the Ofelia Skal duvet cover and pillowcase set for weeks. We'll keep you posted as more information becomes available.Click image to enlarge and drag into your computer's screensavers folder. (Good looking out young Leezy)

THE DOCTOR IS IN...

Check for my new real talk advice column in Clout Magazine. Don't y'all bitches think it's time you got your shit together?

DRENCHED IN BLOOD IS THE NEW BLACK

Not everybody can pull off this kind of look with such aplomb.

SMOOTH OPERATOR

The similarities between Snickerdoodles and Big Daddy Kane are uncanny. I thought I was looking at one of my old "day in the life of" videos when I stumbled across this classic. Recognize game when you see it bitch...