LORDS OF APATHY

May 16, 2006

IN REMEMBERANCE OF DAYS GONE BY

While watching Wayne's World 2 after work, I had a shocking realization. -Back in the day, Drew Barrymore WAS hot. Not only that, but somehow, she managed to be hot despite not being asian in any way. It's been so long since she's been hot that I think I actually forgot that she ever was hot. She had a good run for a few years there: -Playboy pictorial, flashing her boobs on David Letterman, not yet having made 'Charlie's Angels'... -The world was her oyster. Fastforeward to present day. -What the hell happened!!?? Man, somebody give her a stairmaster and maybe a gift card to a spa or something. I wouldn't be surprised if in Charlie's Angels 3 she's wearing taco-stained sweatpants and some Chuck Taylors. Get it together girlfriend.

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