HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: SAYAKA ANDO

You might think that picking the H.A.G.D.J. is a really difficult Job, but in fact, it's actually quite easy. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. It's getting to be where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a hot asian girl...-well not necessarily around here, -but I'm saying, if an Asian girl were to get hit with dead cat in a room somewhere else, -smart money would be on the fact that she's an unabashed dimepiece. So yeah... anyhow, with all that being said, This weeks special lady, Sayaka Ando had me,-to quote Mobb Deep, a straight up 'Shook One'. I remember saying to myself "It is virtually impossible for a woman to get any prettier than that". I was on the verge of shutting this whole fucking thing down. -Lights out -Game over -Hot Asian Girl Du Jour -finished -Done. I was also considering drinking a 40 oz. bottle of Absinthe, cutting my ear off, and mailing it to a french prostitute. But once I re-thought it I decided that the artistic irony would be lost on many of you, and decided against it..