December 5, 2006
NEW JAY-Z VIDEO
Aside from being one of the best MC's ever, I love Jay-Z because he's he IS the American dream. Despite growing up in the Marcy projects, and getting dissed by major labels when he was starting out, he manged to parlay his exceptional talent into a jillion hit records and a multimillion dollar empire. -Blah blah blah... - Why I REALLY love Jay-Z is because he's like the modern-day black Fonzie. He's like a cool motherfucker, that bangs all kinds of hot-ass chicks. He's got all types of dubbed-out whips. He's living the life that every dude wants to live. I'm glad him and Beyonce are broken up now. I liked the old scandocious Jay-z better anyway; -the one that was all about humping bitches and then was like "Peace out..." Jay-Z gives me hope that one day I too will be Banging Beyonce and then hanging out with some funny celebrities that I have nothing in common with. Look out for my video where me and Dr. Phil are smashing out in the blaze yellow Pontiac Aztec. Then I hop on the G4 private jet, go to Potowatomi Bingo in Milwaukee, holler at my boy Agent Qup, we start making out with hella Japanese hotties and then order a pizza from Papa John's...-Shit's gonna be tight.
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I hope he's not being sarcastic. I hope he's not being sarcastic. I hope he's not being sarcastic. I hope he's not being sarcastic. I hope he's not being sarcastic. I hope he's not being sarcastic.
I actually, truly, admire Jay-Hova.
The god?
Jigga man?
Fuck you then.
I had no idea that him and Beyonce' broke up, wow!
Are you crazy??? This video is AWESOME! -Not conceptually, or even visually; but rather what it represents. -That being, a window into another world, or another life if you will... Instead of sitting atop my dung-heap throne in the galaxy of feces I reside in 24-7, Jay-Z offers all of us a portal into what could be...-A world of bitches in bikinis, expensive cars, speedboats, gambling with hot asians, Dale Earnhart Jr. etc... Man fuck this life, I don't even care anymore, I wanna just wanna have a virtual rality chip of this video embedded in my brain and put the rest of my body on life support.
Seriously? If you got to Totall Recall yourself, you'd be in a J-Hova video?!
Fuck that. I'd design some kind of sweet-ass adventure where I have to fight off a whole bunch of ronin with my trusty sword and ability to backflip, just so I could get to the end of the forest where Cytherea would be waiting. Then I would bone the hell out of her until the end of time.
So, next year at the VMA's you think Jay will jump out the back and complain when his 10 million dollar video gets beat by some electro hipster eurotrash dudes?
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