LORDS OF APATHY

December 27, 2006

TOPANGA UPDATE!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

17 years and no sex? Sounds like they've been following the Bill and Hillary Clinton 20 year plan. I'm just glad that not only did they decide to have sex in the street AND a dirty motel, they've already picked out and agreed on kinky names. Way to go creepy childhood lovers!

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Yeah, what a rip off... That fool Corey is getting played... I just know that once they do start boning, Topanga is gonna be one of those bitches that thinks since she's so hot, she can just lay there stiff as a board, like some sort of fucking princess or something...-Weak. What Corey needs is a BONE-a-fide FREAK. I'm not saying that he should 86 Topanga, -I mean the bitch is fine; but 17 years and still no vaj? C'mon bro, at the very least you need to make like Treach and get down with a lil' 'O.P.P.' on the side.

Anonymous said...

This entire Topanga thing is kinda creepy since that girl looks exactly like your daughter. Have fun.