LORDS OF APATHY

January 16, 2007

CHRISTINA RICCI

I think I'm gonna start a new series on LOA that specializes in girls like Christina Ricci. The premise of it will be something to the effect of: "I think you're kinda creepy, But yet I'd totally bang you; and then I'd still be somewhat conflicted about my decision to bang you" I dunno, I'm still working the kinks out of it, but keep your eyes peeled in the future... (If anyone's got any suggestions I'm all ears).

6 comments:

Rocky Rococo said...
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Rocky Rococo said...

call that section scary spices of life

the VELVET weed fog said...

she was rad enuff a while back for the idea that she is/was hot to still somehow blind me from how she looks today. what am i saying you ask? good question... i guess im saying that she is still hot to me based on the fact that she WAS hot in my eyes a long time ago.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

See, I think my thing with Ricci is that she's always had some major flaws, but yet she still had just enough of that certain something to still keep you reasonably interested. You just find youself ping-ponging back and forth "am I tripping or is she actually kind of hot?" -And you never really come up with an answer that you can difinitively hang your hat on, so it just stays interesting. Whereas with a bona-fide hot chick ,there is no mental struggle, -there's no hurdle to overcome. It's straight foreward "of course I'd bang you with every fiber of my being" With Ricci you've got the omnipresent mega-forehead to deal with. Sometimes she gives off this wierd gothic elf kind of vibe; other times she's either got that bangable chubby-girl thing crackin' or the bangable bulemic girl thing. It's a total crap shoot with her. On the other hand her boobs are always looking tight, and you can never underestimate unexplanable allure of boning a broad that you just know is completely nuts.

Anonymous said...

hi guys. well, you are using too many words. how about instead you just say that she used to have gigantic tits and a giant forehead, but now she just has ok but smaller tits and a giant forehead? so maybe now that her boobs seem smaller her giant face is a bigger problem? but PS: if you wouldn't bone her for that reason you are probably gay. only closeted homos are that choosy!

the VELVET weed fog said...

wow, you nailed it. i guess what im saying is that im gay... i guess?