COP EATS POT BROWNIES AND FREAKS THE FUCK OUT... -LEGALIZE IT!!!

I've thought many irrational things while under the influence of pot brownies, but never did I once think that I was dying... What a fucking moron. Get it together homie.. Just relax and focus your attention on a plaid shirt, or the transparent Tetris game that is eclipsing your normal field of vision. Maybe contemplate why a stripper's face is turning into a humanoid cat's face and (vice-versa), or try to understand why your body is in constant motion; -like that of a thousand-tier gyroscope. You might never stop thinking about it, because there is so much you dont understand...