LORDS OF APATHY

August 10, 2007

BUSTED!!



you KNOW you been busted yanking (or whatever the girl equivalent of yanking is. well i know what it is, but what do y'all grrrls call it aside from "finger bangin'?), so why dont you get at those comments with a good "BUSTED" story... spare no details, this shit could make you famous!!

6 comments:

Swan Slayer said...

wow! that kids mom is Rocky Dennis from the movie "Mask"! i would be jerking off is he was my mom as well!! i bet he tryed to get busted, i know if my mom was Rocky Dennis i would do everything in my power to get her to walk in on me pounding my pudd!

Kingston Throop said...

for the ladies it's "double clicking the mouse"

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

My ex from back in the day caught me jerkin it to Asian porn on her computer while she was at work. She came home early and semi-busted me. I somehow bullshitted my way out of it at first, but when she went to go and print her term paper all the nude asian girls I was trying to print out earlier that were still in the print cue, came out. She went ape shit...-It was not cool. She was completely nuts but probably the illest in bed I've dated. She's a bloodsucking lawyer now.

Rocky Rococo said...

i was 13 and in my grandmas basement, it was 11am i was jerking in to some scrambled telemundo saturday beach party, my grandma walks by to do some laundry, pretending she didnt see that, i felt so fucking creepy. oh and i was also busted for downloading porn on an ex girlfriends computer, great minds think alike.

Anonymous said...

"when your older we will have to talk more about this" does that mean in the mean time jerks away?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

apparently so.