FUCKING AWESOME!

Tarantino KILLED it! Go see it immediately.

REAL TALKER: BRAD PITT

I'm always predisposed to hate on Hollywood's prettyboys, but I gotta give it up for Brad Pitt. Peep the resume:
•Has starred in many solid movies including 'Seven', 'Snatch' and 'Fight Club'
•Has boned his way through several Hollywood A-List starlets
•Has adopted the entire Benetton catalog
•is an uber-liberal politically
•Nominated 'Real Talker' on Lords of Apathy blog

BUSTED!!

you KNOW you been busted yanking (or whatever the girl equivalent of yanking is. well i know what it is, but what do y'all grrrls call it aside from "finger bangin'?), so why dont you get at those comments with a good "BUSTED" story... spare no details, this shit could make you famous!!

ANGELINA JOLIE : NOT THAT HOT ANYMORE

That's it; -you heard it here first... I've sensed, what I think we've all been thinking about at the back of our minds for some time now, -but I'm the first one to come out publicly, and say what needs to be said. Now before you write me off as being on some bullshit, lemme just say this: -She's hot Okay?? -I'm not saying she's ugly or average -she's hot...-Pretty much any regular dude would chop his cock in half, just in hopes that she might want to wear the blood that spurts out of it in a little bottle around her neck for a while; -let alone bone her with your remaining bloody stump of a dick... -But what I'm getting at is, for a celebrity A-list hot bitch, she really aint all that... Compared to other hot Hollywood bitches that were 'that bitch' before her, her time at the top seems rather short and insignificant. In my humble opinion, Angelina Jolie will never go down in histoy as one of the legit 'Boner Jamz' mix tape classic bitches. Salma Hayek-Yes, . Raquel Welch -HELL yes!, Angelina Jolie -oh HAAIIL NAW!!...Sorry; your ghetto pass has officially been Revoked...

IT'S OFFICIAL; PING PONG WEEK STARTS NOW ON L.O.A.!!!

Some of the most gully-est ping pong ever. -Word life kid!...