LORDS OF APATHY

August 7, 2007

GOD SPORADICALLY HATES FAGS ON MINNESOTA BRIDGES. REPENT SINNING HOMO BRIDGEGOERS AND RESIDENTS OF MINNESOTA!!

The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., plans to stage protests at funerals of victims of the 35W bridge collapse to state that God made the bridge fall because he hates America, and especially Minnesota, because of its tolerance of homosexuality.The church and its pastor, Rev. Fred Phelps have become notorious over recent years for their claim that the attack of 9/11 was an act of God's vengeance and their determination to make that case at the funderals of U.S. soldiers who died in Iraq. In a press release issued the day after the bridge collapse, the Church called for the protests at the funerals and outlined its feelings about the relationship between God's plan and the sins of Minneapolis and Minesota, which it calls the "land of the Sodomite damned."

Reached at the church, Shirley Phelps Roper, who is both the daughter of the pastor and one of the attorneys for the church, said that America, and Minnesota especially, have alienated God by its tolerance for homosexuality, and that the bridge collapse was an act of God's vengeance. She said: "The bridge stood in place by the word of God and it fell by the word of God...Each of these little events is just a harbinger of the coming destruction of this American experiment. We are delivering the final call of the doomed nation." She said, as they have done for years, members of the church would stand "lawfully and peacefully on the public right of way" near the funerals and "put in the air words of praying and instruction and warning."
The signs that the protesters will wave will read:"God cast down the bridge... Thank God for 9/11... America is doomed... God hates fags... God hates fag enablers... God hates Minnesota."

15 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Seems like pretty sound logic if you ask me...

Kingston Throop said...

agreed... makes perfect sense.

Kingston Throop said...

btw, they're so gonna get their asses whooped out there.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Not if god has anything to say about it... We all know how he feels about fag-enablers.

Kingston Throop said...

truuue.

Anonymous said...

Pop the glock.

Lucifer said...

the man's got a point. god does seem to "hate fags"
I think he's a complete idiot, because that's like saying unicorns hate fags. They are both irrelevant in that neither god nor a unicorn exist.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

AMEN to that brother... But the real question is does God hate unicorns? He must, considering I've never seen a real live one.

Theee Casual Male said...

WHO WOULD JESUS ENABLE?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Jesus, -that is if he wasn't murdered by the jews...My guess is that he would be enabling gay unicorns.

Phonejaxx A.K.A. Black Squirrel Alliance said...

Fagicorns are Unigay

RasTroy said...

is that evil knievel?

ps jesus hates jews.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Wait...-What does Jesus' obvious hatred of the Jews have to do with gay unicorns?

Kingston Throop said...

that last comment really stands on it's own.

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