AN OPEN LETTER TO YAO MING.

Yao Ming married his long-term girlfriend Monday at a swanky hotel in his hometown of Shanghai. Yao, the Houston Rockets' star center, tied the knot with Ye Li, a six-foot-two player on the Chinese women's basketball team in a ceremony at the Shangri-La Hotel...
Dear Yao Ming,

Dude, what are you doing?? Why get married? You've got it all... and you're totally blowing it. -You're in the NBA homie...-you're making a Gajillion dollars, you were in a Apple commercial with Verne Troyer for christ's sake!!! Dude; -You should be out Boning everything that walks! -It's your Right as a pro athelete to go hoe-hopping til your wang falls off. I'm just saying this as a fan. I'm looking out for ya buddy. After all; you saw what happened to the Beatles when John and Yoko hooked up...-That's right, the most popular band of all time -down the fucking tubes... -And dont even get me started on Paul McCartney and that golddigging-ass-bitch from 'Dancing With The Stars' with the prosthetic leg. She dipped on holmes and took half his loot. -HALF!!! -A bitch with one leg took half of PAUL McCARTNEY'S money... All I'm saying is Wisen up Yao.