August 6, 2007
I'm not usually one to geek out on a chick that's covered in tattoos, but I gotta keep it real with you here playboy; I'd take Kat Von D back to "Ye Olde Bone Chamber" faster than George Bush makes up his mind to not bother doing anything during a national emergency. Skrait up... I think I wanna have her rock a full back piece on me that's a really detailed nude self-portrait (of her). I'll be all "Make that shit look exactly like what you look like, -'cept naked". Tight huh?