LORDS OF APATHY

August 6, 2007

I TOTALLY WANT TO BONE KAT VON D.

I'm not usually one to geek out on a chick that's covered in tattoos, but I gotta keep it real with you here playboy; I'd take Kat Von D back to "Ye Olde Bone Chamber" faster than George Bush makes up his mind to not bother doing anything during a national emergency. Skrait up... I think I wanna have her rock a full back piece on me that's a really detailed nude self-portrait (of her). I'll be all "Make that shit look exactly like what you look like, -'cept naked". Tight huh?

9 comments:

Phonejaxx A.K.A. Black Squirrel Alliance said...

150 % on deck with that shit. I'm not really into tattooed broads, but I remember seeing this chick in Hollywood a few times, at Beauty bar or one of those joints (pre-Miami Ink), and she struck me as a tall, Wyld (sic) Amazonian piece of Ace.... Lets just say this, she was almost eye to eye withe me, and she may have been wearing heels, but I'm 7 5" in flip flops.

Chef Rykwon said...

I'm with you, chud! For a long time I was like "I'm through with white girls....unless they're British." This broad changed my tune. But fuck her bullshit show.

Jackson said...

hella tight, s'right.

RasTroy said...

bitches aint shit.

Mike said...

Hit up Denz... He makes her purses out of 24K Gold toasters...

Africa Black said...

Isn't she a dude?

Rocky Rococo said...

she is weak, and have you ever seen her walk, i think black is right shes a man...

spek-tak-u-lar said...

Oh my god, u guys r retarded, Kat Von D is a mega babe. She's a Mexican bendejo. Who thought she was White? I would totally go gay for her.

Anonymous said...

You motherfuckers sound like such jackasses. Did you guys look up all of those cool phrases online. Who the fuck refers to having something done as "rocking it."

All of you sound like 14 year old punks at a Korn concert. That "broad" wouldn't fuck with you chumps anyway. Especially a 7.5 ft tall flip flop wearing goofy ass white dude. Assholes. Make your own style, don't bite the asshole that posted before you. Go listen to your My Chemical Romance CDs you dicks.