CHUD OR NO CHUD?: SHARON BIALEK

Here it is you sick fucks. Prepare to get your collective wigs peeled back as you try to wrap your disgusting minds around this special 2011 'Chud or No Chud' discussion. Seriously; real talk, -would you bone, Sharon Bialek, The latest of Herman 'Big Daddy' Cain's sexual harassment accusers? It is important to note that this is a tricky one, you might want to delve deeper into a google image search before you make your final verdict... Good luck.

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A few rules for your evaluation:The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Cassie.• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what it is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what it is- (so long as that shit stays on Downlow.) -Think Soledad O'Brien  • Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -Think Gloria Allred. In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Sharon Bialek falls on the chud-spectrum and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck contestants, BRING IT!!

CHUD OR NO CHUD?: MADONNA EDITION

Here it is you fucks. Prepare to get your collective wigs peeled back and wrap your disgusting minds around this special '09 'Chud or No Chud' discussion. So seriously dude...-Real talk; would you/ could you bone Madonna? I'm gonna also put forth the stipulation that you don't get any fringe benefits out of the deal; no money, no media exposure, no Yankees tickets -nothing. It's just you, and a present-day Madonna, holed-up in some random Holiday Inn bone chamber.
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A few rules for your evaluation:
The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud
• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Vida Guerra.
• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what it is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what it is...-provided that shit stays on Downlow. -Think Sarah Jessica Parker.
• Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -Think Ann Coulter.

In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Madonna falls on the chud-spectrum and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck contestants!!

I TOTALLY WANT TO BONE KAT VON D.

I'm not usually one to geek out on a chick that's covered in tattoos, but I gotta keep it real with you here playboy; I'd take Kat Von D back to "Ye Olde Bone Chamber" faster than George Bush makes up his mind to not bother doing anything during a national emergency. Skrait up... I think I wanna have her rock a full back piece on me that's a really detailed nude self-portrait (of her). I'll be all "Make that shit look exactly like what you look like, -'cept naked". Tight huh?