LORDS OF APATHY

December 24, 2007

TOPANGA UPDATE!

Topanga from "Boys Meets World" was arrested on Thursday in Orange County on a drunk driving warrant from Los Angeles County. 26-year-old Danielle Fishel was stopped in a car she was riding in shortly after 5am. I guess they checked everyone out, because her warrant turned up. Busted! I think Topanga is the perfect example of the type of chick who used to be mega hot, but a few years, D.U.Is, and 35 pounds later, she's looks like any random drunken fat girl that you'd find trolling for dick at some sportsbar on a friday night. Now that she's a total mess, it makes you think you might be able to tap that azz, and still be able to get the bragging rights that you banged Topanga. Holla!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i wouldn't fuck her with your dick and my friend pushing. she is gross.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Well, I'm calling your bluff. You would... She's fucking TOPANGA for Christ's sake...

Anonymous said...

i'd still eat that asshole any day of the week

Anonymous said...

no i wouldn't. i've seen her in person. she is mad short and mad wide. hell no i won't go. oh, 2 girls one cup it and maybe yes.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Short AND wide... You just said the magic words!