yo.. there was a reason why i was trying to get you to come to LA to hang out, g... any club music that would get a dancefloor full of honeys willing to do the perreo (or any other dance where chicas are ready and willing to dance dick to ass for hours on end) with little effort deserves a pass every once in a while.
look at it this way -- you are going to a latin strip club to get free standup lap dances.
forget language, forget that its a mix of techno, hip hop, and crack. its all about free dick to ass, no questions asked. i mean, any other club, the ugliest of chicks would initially shoot you down doing such a thing, maybe even slap you... but, something about reggaeton makes them think "every other chick is getting a dick in the ass here... why not me?"
I mean, when you're at a strip club, do you even remember how many times you heard a bad DJ play Usher that night? heel no... you just remember that ass that made you spend money. stop spending money, and find yourself a minky that likes reggaeton (or dancehall for that matter).
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Late pass. Anyone remember Rachel from BET Caribbean Rhythms?
Oh god, do I... The human mind could not fathom how many hours I've spent trying to google photos of her...
yo.. there was a reason why i was trying to get you to come to LA to hang out, g... any club music that would get a dancefloor full of honeys willing to do the perreo (or any other dance where chicas are ready and willing to dance dick to ass for hours on end) with little effort deserves a pass every once in a while.
look at it this way -- you are going to a latin strip club to get free standup lap dances.
forget language, forget that its a mix of techno, hip hop, and crack. its all about free dick to ass, no questions asked. i mean, any other club, the ugliest of chicks would initially shoot you down doing such a thing, maybe even slap you... but, something about reggaeton makes them think "every other chick is getting a dick in the ass here... why not me?"
I mean, when you're at a strip club, do you even remember how many times you heard a bad DJ play Usher that night? heel no... you just remember that ass that made you spend money. stop spending money, and find yourself a minky that likes reggaeton (or dancehall for that matter).
so, when you comin up next?
;)
K!NGP!N
I'm with ya, I've also been on that quest. Trying to find pics of Rachel these days is like looking for the Lost Ark. If you score, let me know.
Kingpin is right. Ritmo Caliente at First Ave had crazy dick to ass ratio on the floor in its hayday. Now its just salsa.
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