LORDS OF APATHY

June 30, 2009

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: HURRICANE CHRIS ADDRESSES THE LOUISIANA STATE LEGISLATURE REGARDING THE IMPORTANCE OF...um... HALLE BERRY (halle berry???)

Okay, get ready to see the most embarrassing thing you've ever seen; -It sent a cold chill down my spine. This right here is about to be a hot mess...-A scalding, boiling, piping hot MEZZZ! Seriously; I'm not even joking here, -this lady in the Louisiana state legislature decided it was a good idea to take time out of the official procedings, in order to have Hurricane Chris spit a few verses of his hot new single 'HALLE BERRY (halle berry)'. In addition to all of the obvious reasons this is complete absurdity, the motherfucker didn't even have the courtesy to provide them with the instumental dat tape!!! -Are you fucking kidding me!!?? No joke, I buried my face in my hands when watching this. Click here for the full clip...-Actually, on second thought, don't. Go read a book or something.

7 comments:

Detroit Murder Dog said...

I asked my alderman if Payroll could perform "Str8n Up Yo Hat" at the Chicago City Council, but he said no. I gotta move to Louisiana. This is Ray Nagin's "Chocolate City" taken to an awesome conclusion.

piggy said...

if the nuge rapped he would be way iller than this guy

bo said...

the fine state of louisiana has taken upon them selves to include whatever the fuck during city meetings? wow

bastion of suffering said...

it's about damn time. i just hope he'll come out to california to address our current budget crisis

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I just feel I need to commend you on the name 'Bastion of Suffering'. That's about the best thing this side of Snickerdoodles McPoppycock Esq... Not a bad Idea re. the California budget crisis either.

thelossprevention.com said...

Wish they would've panned out to get reaction shots...

bastion of suffering said...

hey man, you just made my day