LORDS OF APATHY

June 5, 2009

World's Greatest

40, 8 and 8 in a dominating win. I hate nearly everything about the Lakers (fruity fans, virgin players, etc.), but Kobe is the best player in the NBA. How many players get a tribute song from Lil Wayne? Sorry to break it to the haters, but Kobe is going to get his ring without Shaq. Lakers in 6.

6 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I can't stand this motherfucker. I FUCKING HATE Kobe Bryant. Like HATE hate. Seeing his dumb-ass repositioning his lips a million times during interviews or do that thing where he exposes only his bottom teeth like "I'm fierce yo!" after a phantom 'and-1' call... Jesus Christ, it's the visual equivalent to nails on a chalkboard to me. -When he talks, it's like a kid playing with a balloon making that chills-down-your-spine noise. Seriously, -fuck that dude. I might not watch this series past game 4.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

As a side note to all the LOA Lakers fans out there; I used to root for the O.G. "Showtime" Lakers back in the day. Magic, Worthy, Kareem, Michael "socks-up-to -his-knees" Cooper, Kurt "I.T. Department" Rambis etc...Even now, Derek Fisher's cool, I like Ariza, Odom etc... But Kobe!? Vujabitch? Luke Walton? C'mon now.. -Pure Fags (no homo)

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Also, great officiating last nite... Does Howard need to lose an eye before they call a foul in the post? Unbelievable...

C-Rocka said...

FUCK KOBE!

Dude drive me nuts...

Anonymous said...

they won by 25. no amount of fouls would have saved orlando plus howard sucks at the line.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

That may be the case, but you can't deny that the officiating was highly suspect.