LORDS OF APATHY

August 18, 2009

Egg fucking made easy!


for the record, ive been fucking eggs for YEARS, and while im not gonna quit fucking the real thing, this soft lubed up egg might be nice to fuck once in a while to maybe try let some of the scabs and lesions all over my dick heal.

p.s. the clear dick is AWESOME! i need to figure out how to make mine clear!! if anyone has any literature on how to do that, please post the text in the comments!

1 comment:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Do they have an ostrich-sized tenga egg? I'm just saying...