August 19, 2009
I know this has been going on for a while, or whatever, but it seems like every time I see ESPN they’re talking about some different athlete being on the juice. Ortiz, or Big Papi, or whatever was being interviewed last week talking about, “No I don’t know anything about what all different types of drugs I’m on.” Yeah, alright dude. I never understood why Manny Ramirez was taking that lady hormone at first, but I guess that taking steroids is the equivalent of your nuts times 100, or whatever. And after a while your nuts get overwhelmed and just shut down, and I guess that lady hormone was supposed to jump-start his nuts to do their job again, or whatever.