LORDS OF APATHY

August 3, 2009

Million Dollar Baby

If you thought the last baby was balling out of control, let me introduce you to this little fella. Just a week old and he's already swimming in a sea of dinero. While you're trying to figure out if your '91 Ford Probe qualifies under the Cash For Clunkers plan, this baby is putting Grants in the safe, giving Washingtons to wifey and spending these Jacksons.

2 comments:

MASACCIO FRANCOIS GIRBAUD said...

This baby has SIDS: Sickly Intent on Deniro Stacking.

They tried to give this baby Baby Einstein, and this baby was like fuck Einstein. I stacked more paper than he stacked in his entire lifetime--even when you adjust for inflation in 2009 dollars. He came up with the equation EMC2, but I came up with BP10: Baby Paid to the 10th power.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

If there's one thing I like, it's a newborn baby completely covered in money... Real talk.