September 16, 2009

Cat Mitzvah

My cat's been trying to get acting jobs for the last few years with no success. He thought converting to Judaism would help him in the entertainment industry. It's been a pain in my ass since now I have to keep two sets of plates and he turns the TV off on Friday nights, but he just got a callback for a role in the new Judd Apatow movie. Anyway, he's throwing a Rosh Hashana party tomorrow. If you're interested, send me your email address.

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