My cat's been trying to get acting jobs for the last few years with no success. He thought converting to Judaism would help him in the entertainment industry. It's been a pain in my ass since now I have to keep two sets of plates and he turns the TV off on Friday nights, but he just got a callback for a role in the new Judd Apatow movie. Anyway, he's throwing a Rosh Hashana party tomorrow. If you're interested, send me your email address.