Michael Jordan Feels Beautiful

Michael Jordan will be inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame later today. MJ's commercials form almost as much of his legacy as his basketball accomplishments. Jordan's had some great commercials, but also some implausible ones, including one where he jumps to the ceiling for a hot dog. No Jordan commercial is more patently ridiculous than this Gentle Treatment commercial, though. I mean, everyone knows Jordan only kicked it with chunky white girls.