LORDS OF APATHY

October 13, 2009

LOA's KID LOVER UNFAZED BY THE IDEA OF BEING BURIED ALIVE IN AVALANCHE


In a heroic display of bravado, LOA's Kid Lover claimed that the fear of being buried alive in an avalanche, is "for pussies". Having spent extensive periods of time in and around snow, scraping it off his car (while attending art school in Chicago), this Texas native is no stranger to braving the elements. "Snow is light and fluffy" claimed the Lover, "If I was trapped in an avalanche, I'd just brush it off my face and maybe take a nap until somebody dug me out". To drive his point home, he claimed that he's about as scared of being buried in an avalanche as he is being submerged in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese. Looks like this disgraced blogger is starting to get his swagger back. Stay tuned for further updates!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Kid Lover is gay as hell. Homo Implied.

Anonymous said...

Photo is hella suspect. GlamourShots?

Anonymous said...

I think he'd love to be buried under a bunch of gey dudes.

Anonymous said...

Attention getting albino Mexican. Nice fucking pose asshole. Kick this dude off of LOA now. You could replace him with Corky from A Life Goes On. Same difference.

DICKHEAD POSSE said...

Guess what!!
Kid Lover is now gonna be on the unfortunate end of a BEEF!!!
We can tell, by his shitty cords and pale socks that he is a complete stranger to any and all confrontations, so we have decided (being bullies) that we are gonna start an LA jihad on his ass. HE officially has BEEF with US. Get ready to get FUCKED UP ON SIGHT. BITCH ASS MARK. We are gonna beat you like a fucking Pinata just for looking at us the way you are in that picture. Thank Snickerdoodles for your straight up hard core steady ratpacking.
Welcome to death, Pop-Tart, and FYI there's no way to unfuck yourself outta this situation. faggot. Nice haircut shitface.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Protec ya neck K-Lover... Fools are out here trying to assassinate you...

Anonymous said...

more boring stuff.

Anonymous said...

fuck you. this shit isn't boring. it's called humor. get some fuckhead. black chest.

Anonymous said...

Enough with the "Kid Lover" bullshit. It's getting old...seriously.