October 13, 2009
In a heroic display of bravado, LOA's Kid Lover claimed that the fear of being buried alive in an avalanche, is "for pussies". Having spent extensive periods of time in and around snow, scraping it off his car (while attending art school in Chicago), this Texas native is no stranger to braving the elements. "Snow is light and fluffy" claimed the Lover, "If I was trapped in an avalanche, I'd just brush it off my face and maybe take a nap until somebody dug me out". To drive his point home, he claimed that he's about as scared of being buried in an avalanche as he is being submerged in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese. Looks like this disgraced blogger is starting to get his swagger back. Stay tuned for further updates!
Posted by Snickerdoodles McPoppycock
Labels: Kid Lover Banned