LORDS OF APATHY

October 13, 2009

LOA HOT CHILDRENS' TOY DuJOUR

"GIRLS ONLY" My Cleaning Trolley? Do I even need to say anything here? I mean really; somebody thought this was a good toy to make for little girls? I'm actually kind of shocked that they didnt just go all-out and use 2 little Mexican girls while they were at it. Why not just put the real thing in there: -a lil' Vacuum, a bucket, some bleach, a few sponges a swiffer wet-jet... -WHAT THE FUCK!?? I mean, you may as well be racist too while you're encouraging child labor and being completely sexist. Fuck it, throw in a Republican bumper sticker and include a book on how to give good handjobs. Teach them early.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here are a few other kit ideas this company could market:

The "Do as I say, not as I do" Liberal Entitlement Kit. Complete with early tax forms for taxes that increase constantly, a PC handbook listing all terms for everything and everyone to the point of ad nauseam, a "How to be a Total Hypocrite" guide, a whole packet of "overly sensitive" wheat grass flavored pills and the ever so popular plastic safety bubble to spend your entire life in.


If that doesn't fly off the shelves, then this surely will...

The ALL NEW "They do the jobs that Americans won't" kit. This thing has it ALL. Every landscaping tool in the universe(safety versions, of course), dish washing attire(with sack of speed & hairnet), bricks, lumber and hay for all those long days of manual labor. And of course, what kit would be complete without the (insert name here) fast food uniform and "How to not to speak the language of the land, so you can make ordering food for the customer as difficult & mind numbing as possible" quick reference guide? This would have to be a hot seller. Because we all know that these jobs didn't even exist until our friends south of the border dropped the knowledge on us.

I'm telling you, these two fun & helpful items would be wal-marts best friend!

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

What the fuck are you talking about?

Let me guess:
•You're a white guy between 30 and 40 years old
•You make about 50 thousand dollars a year, -but you think that you're gonna be a multi-millionaire any day now.
•You voted for McCain and often talk about how Bush kept us safe after 9-11.
•You dont consider yourself a racist but rather you're just proud of your 'white heritage'.
•You think public health insurance is something straight out of Hitler's playbook
•You have the station that carries Rush Limbaugh's radio show programmed in your car
•You think Gay marriage destroys the sanctity of (presumably) non-gay marriage.
•You own at least one Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt
•You drive something that has a 'Hemi' in it.

Tell me I'm not right...

Anonymous said...

This toy is also a hit with Eastern Europeans. Housekeeping isn't just for Mexicans anymore.

Anonymous said...

the future.

Manny said...

When did Glenn Beck start commenting at Lords of Apathy? You've made it big time Snickerdoodles!

boozin sarandon said...
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Anonymous said...

"Let me guess:
•You're a white guy between 30 and 40 years old
•You make about 50 thousand dollars a year, -but you think that you're gonna be a multi-millionaire any day now.
•You voted for McCain and often talk about how Bush kept us safe after 9-11.
•You dont consider yourself a racist but rather you're just proud of your 'white heritage'.
•You think public health insurance is something straight out of Hitler's playbook
•You have the station that carries Rush Limbaugh's radio show programmed in your car
•You think Gay marriage destroys the sanctity of (presumably) non-gay marriage.
•You own at least one Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt
•You drive something that has a 'Hemi' in it.

Tell me I'm not right..."

Your incorrect on ALL, but one.

Anonymous said...

you stereotype, just as much as anyone else.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

No I dont