LORDS OF APATHY

December 13, 2009

CAN I INTEREST ANYONE IN FIGHTING BJ PENN?

Seriously, who's left to fight this guy at 155? And why would anyone want to get their face turned into a blood sprinkler on live television? BJ Penn is a bad motherfucker. I dont care what anyone says, a focused BJ Penn could beat an (ungreased) Georges St. Pierre if that fight were to ever happen again. It should happen; if for no other reason than there probably arent that many 155-pounders left who are worthy of stepping in the ring with BJ to get their faces punched apart. Dude made Joe Stevenson literally cry after punching about 3 gallons of blood out of his face. -DisgustingBJ kicked a gaping vagina into dude's forehead, -and yes, it was that time of the month. I'm calling it now, I'm going as post-fight Diego Sanchez for Halloween next year, so get off my shit!
Cry now, blood transfusion later

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

BJ should not fight GSP anymore. keep his legacy where it's at. if he goes up in weight then he's going to have to bulk that which equals fat and not muscle. end of story. BJ won the first and GSP won the second. Grease was not going to stop that fight.

bastion of suffering said...

NO FUCKING WAY! my man GSP would mollywop that fool wearing a sandpaper suit>

bastion of suffering said...

that's not a diss on penn either...

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I agree, I thought that GSP was at the top of his game last fight and BJ seemed to be not nearly as sharp as he usually looks. Based on that and all of the other tangible elements in that fight GSP clearly had the advantage. -However, it's a fight; a slip here, a cut there, and no matter who has the clear advantage going into it, anything can happen. I dont doubt that GSP would have won outright even without a back full of vaseline, but the fact that he cheated leaves it open for speculation. BJ's jiu jitsu groundgame is outstanding and by cheating, GSP essentially negated that.

EYE WITNESS said...

BJ is the man...
Dirty Sanchez got what he requested...
"HIs Destiny", to wear a huge scar for life for fucking with the hawaiian killa, THe PRODIGY!